homoidiotic:

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

posted 10 months ago with 120,891 notes
via:joshpeck source:homoidiotic

liridi:

liridi:

originaljediinjeans:

liridi:

not to give pirates of the caribbean too much credit but it really is the only major franchise Ive seen that was able to pull off the “historical and mythical exist at the same time” with any sort of success

#like how on land theyre in history but on sea theyre in mythology really communicates the wonder and love the #pirates have for the sea so much better than long soliloquies or good cinematography #and then the meta narrative is constantly indicating that the spread of empire and greed for money is driving it away #man……………………………………………………………….. (@liridi)

Building on this its so funny how everyone has a globe but the moment the pirates hit the seas they sail off of the end of the (flat) world. its all in the details etc etc

#and how all are sad that the sea ‘is becoming smaller and smaller’#like it used to be a world of adventure where man shackled the goddess of the sea and lived in myth#but now it’s slowly becoming just…. water#no more fantasy#just boats sailing from one place to another to sell shit @gilbirda

#it wasnt the kraken to worry about. it was cutler beckett utilizing it for financial gain THEN KILLING IT!!!!!#THE EVIL!!! @officialtokyosan

YEAH………. YEAH

posted 2 days ago with 40,734 notes
via:carry-on-my-wayward-butt source:liridi

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by dangerbean55. caption: Times were tuff back den]

posted 2 days ago with 1,170 notes
via:eternal-fractal source:tiktoksformyfriends

imgamcrazyandicey-pie:

pileofknives:

“​honey i fucking hate our pretentious nerd son”

Everyone else go home these are the only takes that matter

image
image
image
image
image
posted 2 days ago with 274,809 notes
via:r2y9s-notartblog source:outofcontextarthur

earhartsease:

elf-kid2:

nonasuch:

spookytiffany:

phantomrose96:

Hey um what. What goddamn business did Omashu have having a King?? Like I never really questioned it since it came from such an early Book One still-world-building episode but. Omashu is a city, for starters, and it’s a city in the Earth Kingdom. Which. You know. HAS a king. 

You know I bet, honestly, Omashu doesn’t have a king. And NEVER had a king. Omashu had a succession of Governors or some shit and on the day that Bumi took the mantle he said “Fuck this ‘Governor Bumi’ stuff that’s lame. Call me King.” and when his advisors said they can’t legally do that Bumi passed a law changing his title from Governor to King, stuck a crown on his head, and called it macaroni.

And the citizens of Omashu were probably just like “alright” cuz like. Bumi strikes me as the kind of Local Town Eccentric who has a working personal relationship with pretty much everyone so all 100,000 people of Omashu heard this decree of Kingship and went “yeah that tracks” and got on with their day.

Outside of Omashu though? Good god. That’s gotta be a fucking look. At this point 112-year-old Bumi has been ‘King’ for a lifetime longer than the actual Earth King. What a look. How much sleep do you think Long Feng loses about this??? How many assassination attempts do you think he tried to carry out, only to have the Dai Lee come crawling home with the imprint of Bumi’s face smashed into their armor and some rock candy stuffed into their socks?

Ba Sing Se adores its appearance of order and structure and hierarchy and I cannot even begin to imagine their Daily Hell of dealing with Omashu’s centenarian feast-loving candy-munching batshit unhinged and utterly unkillable pseudo-King. 

The Fire Nation taking over Omashu was probably the happiest goddamn day of Long Feng’s life.   

Why would you keep this in the tags

#theory number 2 which i dub the ‘FMA strategy’#Bumi just changed his name to first name King last name Bumi#thus he’s just King Bumi by default

theory 3: Bumi is the Emperor Norton of Omashu.

Honestly, if the Earth King can’t control and/or protect the cities on the outer-part of his Empire, that’s on him.

theory 4: Bumi transitioned and everyone started just calling him King

posted 2 days ago with 40,605 notes
via:earhartsease source:phantomrose96

earhartsease:

neuroticgaymusings:

image

*chews faster*

bonyassfish:

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

posted 2 days ago with 55,700 notes
via:cocklates source:bonyassfish

politijohn:

image
image

Source

Interesting to call this “confiscating” when it’s just making the rich pay their fair share, especially considering all the stolen wealth from the bottom 99% and historic tax evasion.

posted 2 days ago with 27,373 notes
via:earhartsease source:politijohn

mrencyclopedia:

p4nsy:

p4nsy:

p4nsy:

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with “$40” written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with “$40” written on it. She says “well it’s a gift card.” I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

It’s been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn’t come close today

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

image
posted 2 days ago with 88,087 notes
via:romanitas source:p4nsy

rouge-the-bat:

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

image
posted 2 days ago with 96,309 notes
via:eternal-fractal source:rouge-the-bat

uncahier:

animentality:

image
image
posted 2 days ago with 32,450 notes
via:peujeune source:animentality

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

If your wife cheats on you, the resulting bastard is not in line to inherit your throne. Unless the guy she cheated on you with was Zeus. Then the resulting bastard is in line for the throne because technically his blood is more special than yours now and Zeus is technically the distant ancestor of most Greek kings anyways and he likes to insert himself back into the family line every few generations or so.

So anyways that’s why your wife has been in labor for three days now and the baby isn’t coming out no matter what anyone does. You know how Hera gets.

Sir you know how you left the Zeus baby out on a hill to die? Well. Athena is here. With the baby. Yeah, that one. Yes, the goddess. No I won’t tell her that you’re busy are you insane

posted 5 days ago with 2,053 notes
via:xakumi source:what-even-is-thiss

mag171:

dogin8:

mag171:

they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .

this literally isn’t anything but I’m gay so gonna hit rb regardless

they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing

posted 1 week ago with 30,024 notes
via:gay-otlc source:mag171

animentality:

image
image
posted 1 week ago with 108,200 notes
via:tricky-pockets source:animentality

angel-derangement:

angel-derangement:

image

Parasite in chief in his idiot hat

literally never been so tempted to blaze a post

posted 1 week ago with 36,063 notes
via:cocklates source:angel-derangement

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

hornpoint:

petedavidsonscock:

hornpoint:

image

JOHN GREEN HAS ANNOUNCED HE IS BUILDING A TEMPLE TO COCK

you guys are evil as fuck lol. this video announces the building of a new maternity ward in Sierra Leone. he & hank have spent years fundraising, campaigning, and donating for this cause, and it’s going to save tens of thousands of women’s and children’s lives.

if your reaction to this is to use the opportunity to contribute to a years-old, stale “joke,” consider that instead of contributing to harass the man, you could try doing something good for the world.

HES BUILDING A TEMPLE TO COCK

gripping analysis of the insidious evils of cock jokes by tumblr user petedavidsonscock

posted 1 week ago with 5,211 notes
via:carry-on-my-wayward-butt source:hornpoint